Lovey...

Phone call to the vet's office on Friday at 10:00 a.m.

Me: Hi, how much to get a boy cat fixed?

Vet: $65.00.

Me: Ok, well, I think I need to bring my cat in. I caught him, er... um... well.... you know... with the girl cat this morning... in front of my kids.

Vet: (laughing) Well, try telling them they're wrestling.

Me: Yeah, I am not sure I want to be responsible for the therapy fees later in life because I explained the facts of life to them at age 5.

Vet: Okay, we can take him on Tuesday.

Me: Fabulous. I can mange until then... I think....

Vet: And what is the cat's name?

Me: Lovey.

Vet: (Laughing AGAIN) I'm sure he is....